Random thoughts...

my own homebrew conspiracy theory also doesnt have jews behind it actually i believe that the idea that we need to drink water was created by big water thirst is just withdrawal from the chemicals they out in "drinkable" water, and no one has ever died of dehydration, it was just the government (paid by big water lobbyists) who have executed these anti-water truth speakers open your eyes sheeple

yup. we can just stop drinking and pissing and our kidneys definitely don't get disgusting and make us go septic. totally not scientifically and medically disprovable =p ngl i was chugging ice-cold water as i saw this. made me feel weirdly guilty for a split second >_<

con: cat vomitted on my bed sheet (again) pro: my bedsheet will be nice and warm by bedtime thanks to the drier