Random thoughts...

I had to go on one with my coworkers it was me a guy and a girl on a 2 seater log flume. The girl wanted me to sit in the guy's lap but miss me with that gay shit 2019. She ended up sitting in his lap tho

Nah, let's talk about the word moist, it's a fun word. Mmmmmmmoooooooiiiiiiissssttt. You can almost hear the sound when you say it, mmmmmmmooooooiiiiiiiisssssttttttt.

Just realized I ate the entire 400g jar of pickled olives in like 15-20 mins.... That's so much fuckin' salt and sugar.... No wonder I act like Ainsley Harriott who smoked a J most of the time.

I read panda's story and I remembered that one time one guy wanted to kiss me at a party and I didn't like him at all so I decided to tease him a little and told him that if he really wanted to kiss me, he should kiss his male cousin first to prove it to me. What's worse is that he said no but I insisted so much he started to change it into "why don't you kiss your best friend?" as if two straight guys wouldn't enjoy that or "could it be just a kiss on the cheek?" it was hilarious. He didn't do anything in the end as expected and I didn't have to directly reject him while having fun lol their expressions were funny.