Things that nobody wants to hear

@rain my duck may not be the biggest but it can satisfy twice as much

I have a chicken, sorry i can't relate to all of this waterfowl talk XD But if I DID have a duck, it would totally be the Godzilla of ducks

@panda I think this is a good time to reflect on this thread. You have a pink glow-in-the-dark, bedazzled, glittered, disco, swan-duck. All of the girls have ducks, i have a chicken, glitter and glass-shard lube is raining down on us as we argue on whos bird is best bird. I can safely say that this is the best thing on the internet, we finally won it everyone go home our work here is done.