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queenmemester
i got hardcore herpes
sanfi
May 23, 16 at 11:20am
"You're sexy like mommy" (Use with caution, though. Some women actually like that)
sanfi
May 23, 16 at 11:23am
What also seems to repell women: "I'm playing this game..." with whatever follows. You don't even have to continue, because they'll just tune out from then on, thinking about that badboy she's had her eye on for months! Damnit, Chulio! You don't even like tall girls! =P
azumakazuma
You're great in bed (haven't done it yet) I'd rather be sleeping http://pm1.narvii.com/6039/d4d717748efbe4d774c2b3a1c7a2568a0a0ecd43_hq.jpg
sanfi
May 23, 16 at 11:31am
"Does this look weird?" *pulls down pants* (First off, this only possibly works for guys. Secondly, this is also hazardous for the well-endowed ~.^)
sanfi
May 23, 16 at 11:33am
"I've got the hivy" http://i.makeagif.com/media/8-17-2015/EQOL0V.gif
azumakazuma
"I don't wear underwear" "I'm a passionate nudist" "You are pretty fat" "Awwe, are you pregnant?" "How's menstration treating you?" "I only eat Spam" "I streak on camera" "Taking you t'my dungeon" "Ever been tortured before?"
azumakazuma
"I love you Stacey." (his/her name is not Stacey) "Thought you werea dude..."
verucassault
May 23, 16 at 12:14pm
He wanted anal so I bought a strap-on. (For the record, I did not see the picture when I posted this. I thought we were just saying random shit. LOL)
arc
May 23, 16 at 6:01pm
Top date ruining quotes: "You look really stupid." "Well you're a slut." "Shut your mouth!" "Eat my ass." "Can I impregnate you?"
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