Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

      lilithotaku @lilithotaku
        
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      kaizu™ @finecanine
        
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    kaizu™ @finecanine
    "Well, here I am. What are your two other wishes?"
"What pickup line actually works on you?"
  
      Tired of here. Inactive. @jikokun
        
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    Tired of here. Inactive. @jikokun
    "my stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy"
Works every time, 50% of the time.
  
      steelblight @steelblight
        
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    steelblight @steelblight
    Stupid ones are my thing, I love really horrible ones. I don't know how or why i get away with them but they haven't failed me yet lol.
"Hey you should be my pinky toe cuz id bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"
"You should be a sign - the way you make me stop."
"If you were on the menu you'd be a mcgorgeous"
"Do you beleive in love at first sight.. or should I walk by you again?"
"Oh wow hey, your phone.. there's something really wrong with it. Let me see, i'll show you. *adds number* okay, fixed."
  
      sundaetopping @sundaetopping
        
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    sundaetopping @sundaetopping
    Bravo quite impressive 
  
      steelblight @steelblight
        
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    steelblight @steelblight
    If you're going to do something might as well not half-ass it imo, lmao. All cards on the table.
  
      Ed~ @yamadaed
        
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      wasistdas  [FALLEN] @wasistdas
        
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    wasistdas  [FALLEN] @wasistdas
    ^I tried this once. Instead me being smooth, she slapped on the face.
  
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      (笑)anigamer99(笑) @anigamer1999
        
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    (笑)anigamer99(笑) @anigamer1999
    @Best in the world
Nicely done. Was not expecting to see a 'Llamas with Hats' reference.
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