A very odd tea par-tea

The murse sat down in front of me saying welcome to the tea par-tea. I nod thinking welp this is strange my nurse is throwing a tea par-tea and he is a tea rex. This whole par-tea is punny! he pours me a gloopglooping amount of tea into my wipplewopplerummpusprumpus vert tea cup. Thanks to you my widdle mr tea rex murse! but my leaf water is quite chillywilly do yew think yew can make it a little more hotatatatatatatot? strange says he. I winklerumpledump a boot to heat up the sloppily tea with my spork and mon petit forgive my franglish is not very good lately. thats okay I say. suddenly my friend grassjumpper comes along saying oh its you toonie. too loonie for me and walks away. what a sly niggard! he is so self fish! I’m glad he was so hasty to leave our wonderful tea par-tea! Mr. tea rex murse tells to me it is time for you grossication! My nose scrunches up I don’t like that gronkpulliplusus grossication! Mr murse gasps. watche your gabbingblubering mouth young lady! I cry out synthisusmortifluficakantiusloria! this is all so stupid! I don’t want grossication and I won’t watch my frumpinglupmorthing mouth of mine! now go away I wish to take a closed-eye-unconscious-illusion-nap!