Dumb things you thought or did as kid

When I was younger I once tried to microwave cookie dough and it made the plate explode/shatter.... o.o Not my smartest decision.

@Miarin Just call me Jack ^^ & You just know you'd lose in a duel! >:)

1. Trespass and spy on neighbors. 2. Go on adventures. By that I mean leaving my house when no one paid attention to venture in the city at the age of 8. Someone caught me who knew my mother. She freaked out and I never did it again. 3. Eat sugar as if it were cocaine. I would wrap it in a white tissue and hide in school to eat tons of it. o.o

@hazele The microwave caused a lot of grief for my mother in our house. Her final straw was when one of my brothers (age 4) microwaved a roll of toilet paper. She moved it up high onto a large stand up freezer. Of course that didn't stop us. @akia I used to love spying on the neighbors! I used to have a journal to take notes. Most of my neighbors were my family though and they didn't do anything exciting, so then I just tried to see if I could sneak around and not get caught.

I once took an umbrella up to the roof. I opened it up and jumped off so that I could glide down. It didn't work how I expected. Luckily, the umbrella was the only thing that broke...

So, this might sound ridiculous but.... no joke money was a mystery to me as a kid. Although I should have understood how it functioned earlier than I did, I still managed to do something I think is pretty hilarious. One day, I walked into the convenience store near my house and tried to buy something that was 5 dollars with 3 dollars. At that point, my thought process was, hand the man any amount of money, get the item I want and get money back. hahahah XD up until then, I didnt truly understand the difference in the value of bills and how money was really used to purchase things. My mom, who was with me at the time, still bothers me about that to this day. :b

When I was 3 or 4, I put one of those electric hand blenders to my hand and stomach. I still have mark it left to this day. http://i.imgur.com/l78jl8q.gif