Corruption

What did I just say?!?! Granted! I still live on Earth! I wish I had a marine research vessel.

Hey! I didn't make him eat you! And I'd take you with me if you hadn't just been eaten... Granted, now you have to go on an adventure by Jules Verne. I wish I knew more about biology!

granted but you have to become a skinny scientist professor guy i wish you didnt flirt all the time and make me jelly ;-;

Awwww poor seabears~ Granted, we just wouldn't do it around you. I wish I had a science lab.

Granted, then i'd probably never get to see you, lol! I wish I owned my own gym!

Granted, then I'd never get to see you~ I wish people would stop being such jerks to this planet.

granted but you become the jerk to make up for all the other jerks i wish i had my own pool

Granted, but it is a pool of your own blood O_O I wish pika would give Lux more public displays of affection on his wall.

Hahaha! Granted, and I wish Arc and Veruca would stop PDAing on each others walls!!!! I wish there was more time in the day!

Oh, two wishes huh? I will grant them both. Because Veru and I stopped posting PDA messages on eachother's wall, love stopped spreading to Maiotaku. All ships sank. Other wish granted, but the earth stopped spinning and you are baked to a crisp because it is always daytime. I wish lux would write his fanfiction already.