Corruption

Haha! Granted, you're a cow now. I wish I had a collection of all the martial art movies ever made. Hands off.

Ok then you throw up a lot I wish i had a bathtub I was too slow typing with a xbox

Granted, it's a really big Jacuzzi tub... I wish I had a mansion. Some where in Europe.

How come your nice with everyone's wishes except mine! :( Granted, it has no heat or air conditioning I wish I didn't have to go make dinner

Because you were mean first! Granted! Because I made it for you!! (happy~?) I wish for a Jaguar. The car, not the animal.

Yay!!! Granted, it doesn't run.... I wish I was better looking!

Meanie. Not granted! Because you're fine the way you look!! I wish I had a giant bag of lollipops. No one touch them or eat them.

Haha! Granted, they are little dum dums. I wish I never had to do laundry...

I like dums dums. Granted, now you've got creepy gnomes that do you're laundry. I wish I had a hot spring not filled with hairy guys.

I like gnomes! Granted, they're hairy women! I wish I felt better.