Corruption

You're mean. Granted. Because you're talking to me. I wish I had an army of spinosaurus.

That's a super lazy dinosaur name.... Granted, they're disobedient and eat you I wish I had an awesome comfortable lazy boy.

It's a real dino!! Granted, but I'd take it from you and sleep in it. I wish for a mini sub that can take me to the bottom of the ocean.

I know it's real, it's just a lazy name. Granted, cuz it's a minisub - a giant squid eats it! I wish I had my own personal castle complete with an alligator filled moat!

You just made a squid eat me... Granted, but to the alligators, I'd taste good so I could never visit you. I wish I had a miniature movie theater in my house.

Granted, it catches fire from my cooking skills and burns down I wish I had an ice cream sundae!

Not nice... Granted, but I'd eat it. I wish I owned a skyscraper. Not in Antarctica.

Not cool, I like ice cream! Granted, it's in the Sahara desert. I wish I was a black belt in Muy Thai.

Stop it with the Sahara desert! Granted, but it'd be useless because you're only a black belt in a virtual world. I wish I had a freezer full of ice cream with a Lux proof lock on it.

Oh, that's not nice! Granted, I'll just drill a hole in the freezer! :) I wish I was already a black belt in Ju Jitsu in the real world.