Corruption

Granted but its cocaine I wish i had ice cream

Granted, but it's made out of human body parts. I wish I a C-130 Hercules.

Granted. it's a model C-130 Hercules! (I had to look up what that was, don't judge me!) I wish it was easier to gain weight...

Granted but for me....i need it more ;-; I wish life was a video game

Granted but you are in a shota themed eroge. I wish gas prices are less than $2/gallon again.

Granted, but you get into an accident and have to buy a new car. I wish I was a T Rex!

Granted but dinosaurs are extict I wish i was never included in any yaoi stuff

Granted, now Sunflower involves you in Pedophiliac behavior... I wish I could communicate through speech with my dogs!

You had to look up a C-130? Sorry that's a little funny. Granted, but only for 10 minutes. I wish I could read Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Shhh, it's not my fault you live near a naval base... Granted, but now you can't read any other languages. I wish to have a super awesome day tomorrow!