Corruption

Granted. I wish society stopped slaving themselves for money and actually enjoy what the world has to offer (none of the insanity or negativity it has to offer)

Granted, but you wouldn't be here to see it. I wish I lived in an igloo that never melted

Granted, but someone (I'm not saying me) blows it up instead. I wish to have a battleship that is better then Pika-chans.

Right right you'd never blow up my house ^^ Granted, but they don't work and you're stuck in the middle of the ocean. I wish I owed a castle in Germany.

Granted, but Germany goes to war again and you get displaced into a concentration camp. I wish my forearms wouldn't hurt at the gym today!

Not cool. Granted, because you don't have arms~ I wish I had a mammoth that doesn't try to kill me.

Granted but it dies after 1 day because it doesn't know how to protect itself. Because it's a pussy mammoth. I wish today would hurry up and end.

Granted, but it ends quickly because you die. I wish it wasn't raining.

Granted, now you're in a sandstorm. I wish I had a bigger chest...

Granted but it's Chesty from Fable and he annoys the shit out of you. I wish I had a coke. 8(