Corruption

granted but on your way down an abominable snowman takes you as its mate. i wish i was a famous manga artist.

Thanks Fred, I don't mind that at all! http://i.imgur.com/p9r6efy.gif Yeti <3~! Granted but your work did not sell even one in Comiket. I wish we can trade with aliens to further our own technology.

Granted, but the aliens learned trade (in) value from Game Stop. We'll never be able to afford next gen ANYTHING. I wish that online multiplayer wasn't full of jerks.

Wish granted, Now there are only "perverts and stalkers." I wish to have X-ray vision to see through anything that I choose of.

Granted but all u see is male genitalia I wish I was a pirate :3

Granted but your caught and put to hang I wish i had a wish

Granted, but you would never be able to drink it. I wish people would stop trying to throw pokeballs at me.

Wish Granted - Now if every Pokemon trainer was Ash I wish the next person would add me to friends :)

Granted but i never intend to talk to you jk jk I wish something funny would happen