Corruption

Granted but everyone also wins so all of you only won a cent every time. I wish all bodies of water on earth are consumable without treatment.

Wish has already been granted. You'll simply die if you don't treat the water. Drink at your own risk I wish I can keep my new job at Gamestop until E3

Granted then another recession hits. I wish there was a woman president in America out of curiosity.

Granted miley cyrus is the new president I wish i could play games and make a living

Granted but you died from lack of sleep, food & over drinking Red Bull just to mine digital currency. I wish people were healthy both in mind & body.

Granted but you inherited an illness from your parents I wish i had a pet wolf

granted but he grows up to kill you and eat you. I wish to meet the most beatiful woman ever.

Granted, but she's married. I wish someone would kill me

granted but you'll just comeback as a potato. I wish for world domination.

Granted but your woman dominates you & calls you her pig... I wish I can climb the top of Mt. Everest without dying.