Corruption

granted. EVERYONE joins the one the hate the most I wish I had a mansion

Granted, but it's a old broke down Mansion that's haunted. I wish the world was like Star Wars.

Granted but all the people look like Jabba the Hutt. I wish all the planets are inhabitable by humans.

Granted, but their all jerks. I wish I knew if my plans were worth the effort.

Granted but your plans caused the extinction of the human race. I wish people can eat all they want without getting obese.

granted. Now they just shit 5x's more than normal I wish there was a portal that allowed people to enter anime worlds.

Granted, but you ended in a hentai world full of giant tentacles and the portal closed. I wish life was an anime.

Granted but you only get 2 OVAs that didn't sell. I wish public transportation is more reliable than driving your own vehicle to get to work.

Granted, but you have to sit next to a crazy old guy who thinks he's Madonna every time you ride the bus. I wish I had a brand new pair of glasses.

granted but its blurred out so you barely see anything i wish to be a weeb