A man's fingers tell him how good he will be to a woman.

I've come upon some very interesting studies today that might help out the fine women of this website find suitable boyfriends. You see, it all comes down to two finger on a man's hand. Wait, you pervert, not those two fingers! Let me explain: the higher length ratio of the pointer finger to the index finger on the right hand, the more quarrelsome men are to women. It can also be an early indicator of schizophrenia. Men who has an even ratio on their right hand are predisposed to be kinder to women and are more willing to listen to them. For example, check out my right hand. Pretty sexy, huh? http://i.imgur.com/rIoauK0l.jpg I love women and are always kind to them. I also happen to have an even ratio. So ladies, next time you want to know if your man is going to be trouble, take a look at their fingers. They tell you many things. That's how many quack fortune tellers make their living. Here's my references in case you are interested in the studies. You can also find info about the left hand. ^_^ http://psychcentral.com/news/2015/02/20/in-men-smaller-finger-length-ratio-linked-to-kindness-toward-women/81464.html http://higherperspectives.com/finger-length-personality/ Oh, and sorry guys, a woman's fingers tell nothing about their personality quirks. Not even God can understand them, apparently :P

My pointer and ring fingers aren't anywhere near level. I will smack the bitch outta you!

Close. The shorter the index (or pointer) finger is in relation to the ring finger is a result of testosterone exposure while in the womb. The more exposure you have, the the longer your ring finger is relative to your index, the "more caring" you are to women (also larger penis size). These are all pretty must small case studies so far so take them with a grain of salt. But ladies...my ring finger is HUGE. ;) Gives new meaning to the lyrics "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it."

While it is true that the length of the index finger on your right hand increases with testosterone levels, having just the right amount (even with ring finger), is indicative that you will be kind to women. Having more than that means a larger ring finger, which means you are more predisposed to be quarrelsome with women. Aaand unfortunately penis stretch size is at it's highest when the fingers are even... Actual penis size has nothing to do with fingers, though.