Girlfriends Please?!

What do i have to do to date a beautiful girl around here. I'd go as far as to wash your feet every single night! Or anything else you could think of.

Honestly? Drop the desperation. You're shooting yourself in the foot by acting like that. Women see that and think it's pathetic and assume there's probably something really wrong with you to make you desperate in the first place. Secondly, don't try to bribe women into giving you a chance. When you offer women things in exchange for their company you're basically treating them like prostitutes, and as such you're probably gonna offend most women. Even if on the off chance you land a girl while doing that they're gonna be the type only interested in taking advantage of you. Oh and that "beautiful girl" thing? That's gonna make you look really shallow, which of course is gonna put off a lot of people too.

Heh I know a cute 3 eyed girl.... http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/2eb128c798186a4f7a09cac2e71e7b6d1420571607_full.jpg

We could care less about this pointless, unnecessary and denigrating men acts https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Lq4zduHLfxY/UomtxjHly3I/AAAAAAAAGHI/iMQuqvm8fmM/w500-h600/tumblr_mu2bynSTr91rb06tgo1_500.gif