Did You Know? History Lessons

*Drrring*Class is in session and you're the teacher.Make whatever you like sound ridiculous with "Did You Know?"to the class and try to rewrite history 1.Did you know the dark ages were called that cause no one could find a flashlight? 2.Did you know Batman sucked at baseball and couldn't swing a bat but showed more promise with dunking baskets in basketball and originally wanted to be called Dunkman? 3.Did you know the sun gave Mercury and Venus burning STDs? Luckily according to scientist Earth remains a virgin due to the fact that it has high standards and won't sleep with the sun just cause it's a hot stud.The Earth goes on to saying that the sun might be bright but it's no Einstein...