Can I interest anyone in the good word of anime jesus?

Mister Rafael, no need for such harsh words, they simply now no better way. It falls upon us to show them the guiding light. To begin, let us teach them the most important commandments of anime. #1.) Anime is trash, and so am I. #2.) The younger the character looks, the older they are. #3.) When the theme begins to play, the villain should run, least his life be forfeit. #4) transformations must be watched to their completions, to do anything else would be rude. #5) The laws of physics are more of a suggestion.

#6.) Parents must be absentee in some way shape or form. #7.) If you are attracted to someone, you must lose no less then 1/4 pints of blood from your nose. -If possible you must be lifted of the ground. #8.) The laws of shounen battles must always be feared. #9.) Should you get wet, for any reason you will be bed ridden. - if you are starting a harem, the tsundere should take care of you #10.) THICK THIGHS SAVEES LIVES!!!!!!!! #11.) FLAT IS JUSTICE!!!!!!!! #12.) Head pat are only to be done by two consenting people #13.) While yes, yanderes are scary, they make the best body guards. #14.) Chinnibyo is a way of life that you will never grow out of. #15.) Traps are whatever you wish them to be. La'Tome

#16.) Truck-kun is always watching and waiting to reward the faithful. #17.) If you've know someone since they child, they are required by law to call you onii-chan/onee-chan/ aniki. #18.) Jiggle physics... enough said. #19.) We do not speak of the 18th law. #20.) Old man are stronger then most gods, and are undefeated #21.) Should you mention the high of someone under 5' prepare to die. #22.) The more difficult something seem to do, your rival will be able to do it without trying. #23.) Someone must always be around, ready to explain even the most basic actions, even if you've done the action a hundred times. #24.) Everyone has low-level electricity, this is only manifest itself as to forms, making the hair so spiky it's a health hazard to those around you, or a straight sheet down. #25.) Mass correlate to power. The bigger you are the more likely you are to be one-shot. La' Tome

#26.) If you can't see a person eyes there are 2 main rules to follow. - if you are fighting said person, make peace with TOTW, for you will be in her domain soon. - Do not bring your BF/GF near this person or they will no long be your BF/GF. #27.) Talk-no-jutsu works on even the most hardened mass murdering psychopaths. #28.) When determining the strength of your enemy, you must ask yourself, 'Does this person make a lot of sense, I could see myself joining him if he didn't attack my friends.' If you do not, he is among the weakest. #29.) Death is more of a suggestion if you are a main character. #30.) Ancient seal are made to be broken, preferably after your gain an ultimate evil destroying technique. -This is gone into more detail in THE ANCIENT TOMB OF PRIMEVAL KNOWLEDGE. - #31.) If you are alone with someone you feel romance towards, someone will interrupt you as you attempt to do anything romantic. #32.) Everyone has a lucky-leecher-lure, you will never know how strong one's is until it's to late. #33.) Even if you become a god, you will never be a match for your significant other. #34.) School uniforms must make you look like a hooker. (I'm looking at you akashic records.) #35.) Everyone wants to sleep with you, and before you ask, yes that does include your sister and maybe your mother if you are her step-son and/or your father is no longer in the picture. La' Tome

#36.) High school is the best place to learn how to fight. #37.) If a small furry animal offers unimaginable power, say good bye to your friends and family. #38.) While it is possible to be born with any color of hair in the rainbow, the lighter it is, the harsher the life you will live. - In conjunction with law #38, iif you hair is pink, you are a chosen of TOTW. You will be sainted once you complete the proper paper work. #39.) Oppi, nough said. #40.) Food can force you to have a violent orgasms. #41.) The cuter they are, the more likely it is their cooking will kill you. #42.) Time is not a constant. #43.) Time for a beach episode. #44.) Never bring a gun to a sword fight. #45.) When; angered, seen naked, or generally embarrassed, gravity cease to exist around the love intrest to insure you fly to the moon when she hits you. La'Tome

Your Commandments have more rules than Excalibur has provisions! Making you sir a -inhales breath- FOOL! https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/939/911/ee6.gif

I could have guessed it would be you to question the knowledge of ancestors, only proving your total lack of refinement. Truly to think one would be so crass pains me to the point that I would gladly release the dark black flames of destruction upon you were my goddess not so kind and believing you worthy of her message.