THE ULTIMATE STORY!

"Henry died of chicken pox and his brother, Lord BasedSempai started his own harem including Henry's wife. When suddenly _________________"

Yeaeh! I like these xD "There was a guy named henry, Henry died of chicken pox and his brother, Lord BasedSempai, started his own harem including Henry's wife. When suddenly" a greedy, Italian opera-singer offered Henrys wife, Martha, a ride on his cannoli-boat, Martha couldn't resist, and so ____________________

Nice incorporation :) "There was a guy named henry, Henry died of chicken pox and his brother, Lord BasedSempai, started his own harem including Henry's wife. When suddenly a greedy, Italian opera-singer offered Henrys wife, Martha, a ride on his cannoli-boat, Martha couldn't resist, and so Henry's daughter-in-law popped in with a bazooka, but Lord BasedSempai yelled at his daughter-in-law "Listen, Lucille! We need to rescue Martha!" "Right," said Lucille. "Quick, hop on my bazooka, and I'll shoot you to the cannoli-boat that bastard, son-of-a-beautiful-italian bitch Opera-Singer, Nicoli, is in!" BOOOM! SHEEERR! WOOUFFT! and off went Lord BasedSempai through the air ___________________

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