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Yo momma jokes

jikokun
Give some of your best. Yo mommas like lettuce, 25 cents a head.
xueli
Apr 24, 15 at 8:05pm
Yo momma's rated E for everyone. Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and materia popped out
jikokun
Haha, I heard that same one, except with skittles. Yo mommas so huge that on their honeymoon, your dad hired a guide.
xueli
Apr 24, 15 at 8:15pm
Yo mama is so fat when metor was summoned it turned around because the force of gravity pushed it away. FF7 is particularly fun to do yo mama jokes to
jikokun
Yo mommas so fat her ass effects the tides
robscene
Apr 24, 15 at 8:56pm
Your mother has the weight problems so severely that the doctors comment she should eat more of the fruits and vegetables!
jikokun
Yo momma so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
xueli
Apr 24, 15 at 9:23pm
yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses
xueli
Apr 24, 15 at 9:24pm
harry potter continuation: yo mama so fat, the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes
jikokun
Yo mommas so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
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