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Yo momma jokes

jojoni
Apr 24, 15 at 9:27pm
Yo momma is so big, she has her own orbit...
darkhorse
Apr 24, 15 at 9:29pm
Your mother is so fat Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon, that's YO MAMA"
jikokun
Yo mommas so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the keeper said "thanks for bringing her back."
xueli
Apr 24, 15 at 9:32pm
yo mama so fat the odds against not finding her fat are approximately 3,720 to 1
jikokun
Yo mommas so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time
darkhorse
Apr 24, 15 at 9:42pm
Yo Mama so stupid she said "Are Not" to "R2"
soraphantomhive
Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
jikokun
Yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
ichirai_shonin
<.< Quarterback ain't a refund?? <o< *Mindblown* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (I hate sports :P)
jinsei
Apr 27, 15 at 11:17pm
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice for 24 hours because it said "concentrate".
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