I am me and you are not, Unless you are in which case.... Who am I?

Like the title says... I have no clue who I am right now but I may be me or I may be not me. The real question however is will I ever have the ability to heat up a grilled cheese sandwich with my Not yet learned heat vision. The answer is, Probably not. Now that we got that shattered dreams out of the way. I am AlphaQ But not really those who are close to me will actually call me.... AlphaQ. It's simpler that way. Any ways pleased to be on this site since I'm trapped here any ways I might as well make the best of it. Anyone know how to pull Pancakes from their thoughts? I need you too do that and help me find someone who can mentally teleport stuff to other people. Also if you want to have a tickle fight. Umm.... That is too soon. We just met and I have not had a proper meal from you.

Sorry for the late welcome! Please, enjoy your stay ^ ^ http://api.ning.com/files/D7OtuoxqP9767ojp5dEEXo1datCQZ1*Kt9dxTBze6aUtZ1viiS28dKvgYJJkQ-kfY5ECmBDuECfng2N3L5qhonMO5lnMu3T*/1wel.jpg