Story Time!

I walk into the cheesecake store and say "Yo I want some cheesecake and make it quick, I don't want to do a retake, so hook it up lickity split, If the taste is delicious, I won't hesitate to pay, If the deliciousness' fictitious, my gat's gonna spray."

"mai golly!", half-stunned da cheesecakerr squeealed!! Rushing crazilly towards me w/out any cheesecake at hand.. Hence I see, a notebook, blue pen and a rubberband??!

I proceed to open the note book and draw a picture of a cheesecake with the pen. I tear out the page and shoot the guy in the face with the rubber band. I take the moment of his pain and confusion to run away with my deliscious cheesecake without even having to pay!

Just when I was about to lose consciousness, I realized it was in fact one of the most delicious cakes of all time choking me and I devoured it in one gulp! I rushed outside to discover a mysterious girl in a, what seemed like, a beat up old car. "Get in! QUICK!" She said.