Worst gift you ever been given

Ewwwww used soap XD. Yes, what a lovely valentines day gift. He said it was a joke and then presented a teddy bear. I barely knew him but im 95% sure, that was no joke and a real gesture. I stopped talking to him after that. XD

Ha, ha.., I don't blame you.Who wants 2 be looked down on as just a submissive person who allows himself/herself to obey a person who is treating you as a sex object and dog >_<You did the right thing by leaving him.

A classmate once gave me a pair of his girlfriend's panties as a gift. Said "I know you've been looking at her." then winked at me and walked off. Next time I saw her I handed them to her right in front of him and all our mutual friends. She broke up with him on the spot.

It was 6 years ago, and I don't do chase. I lure my prey in with sweet tender temptations, and when they get far enough into the corner I pounce and Shout "WILL YOU MERRY ME!". They run, they always run, but there is no escape. They try to plead with me, not to marry them, but it's no use. I slip the ring on their finger and the dying scream of a bachelorette rings out then fades into a life long commitment with one person. Me. Not married btw, not even taken, that was just fun.