Am I doomed to be Single forever?

Ive been single for almost 27 years. Thats how old I am. Ive had hit and miss relationships, but nothing fully serious. I doubt i'll find anyone here. Oh well, here's to hoping.

Dude, I am all about some awkwardness! Take a tip, and turn your supposed weaknesses into your strength of character. If ever anyone was to truly find their soulmate, it would be someone you're most natural around, ne? NEeeee/EEE? @_@ KNEE!!!! *FALCON PUNCH!* >D ::shadow boxing:: punch, punch! hwaaaah, ninjaaaa......yeah, that just happened. I totally need to revamp my Super Smash Bros. skills for the next con...I'm going to lose so bad.

Protip: If you don't realize it's awkward, then it's not awkward yet. Grab some confidence, and go start some shit up. And when I say confidence, I mean a bottle of whiskey. By your fifth shot, you'll realize that social inhibitions aren't particularly necessary, and if you want to talk to someone, you sure as hell can. In addition, I believe you'll find out that you can get away with a lot more than you think with people.

Just updating everyone, I totally won the first 3 matches of Smash Bros. at the Castle Point Anime Convention! I didn't do as bad as I predicted I would. Also, I have been out of a date since I broke up in January this year. Feels like a long time...I should pick up a chick soon. *lifts up chicken in Zelda fashion* Dun na na nahhh!

In this particular case, i would recommend a good sake, perhaps a bottle of vodka and a pair of dancing shoes. social awkwardness disappears with a bit of alcohol. not even a drunk level, just enough to get you relaxed and to throw away those inhibitions. im not saying im a player or anything, i havent been in a relationship in almost a year and i've had a few flings since then, but alcohol really helped me, so all i can suggest is to grab a bottle and start chugging mate