So I Was Minding My Own Business...

You don't in all honesty lest you wish to be physically humiliated. And these day that big fitted woman could be like twevle then your in a predicament. But tis up to you you can always take the direct approach, an be like, "Damn girl you gots some big tities." If you remain with your teeth in tack then perhaps they wanted to show them off. Honestly though if your only attracted to that one feature upon first sight she might feel that's all your after. Also if the line work perhaps you can say, " I'd sure like to Motor Boat them all night long." something to that extent I guess can't say I would though.

Keep the eyes up and focused. Dont be like jim carry in liar liar. say she has beautiful eyes or a great smile.

Seriously, dude. Quit trying to be a player, you're not. These posts you're creating are really dumb and showing how much of an ass you are. You say you want to "find a relationship" but you're not doing yourself any favors. It seems all you want is a fuck buddy, try CraigsList. Do yourself a favor and grow up.

You dont tell her, you just go up behind her and grab them. This works 100% of the time. Instant Girlfriend. I guarantee it :D