Big Tittied Police Girls

While I must applaud you on your achievement of having quite possibly one of the most randomly titled threads there are...I must retract that applause at the same time due to your suggestion of raising taxes...how about we say screw the taxes and make the police force locally funded thus allowing each city/district/town/what-have-you to supply their own big tittied police girls. While we're at it...they need to be riding giant robots for police vehicles...but I'm pretty sure only some districts can afford those...

Big Tittied Police Girls are weighed down by their Big Titties. They cant catch the crooks with those 2 Gigantic Burdens. We would have to think about the possibility of most of them developing back problems. We would have to cover their medical insurance. Some would even have to retire early.