How can senpai notice me?

I have tried everything. Every day I run late to school holding the toast in my mouth. I try my best to be the smartest in class I try too look the cutest in my uniform. I even made sure some Japanese delinquents kidnapped me so Senpai would save me. BUT SENPAI WONT NOTICE ;___;

Its quite simple all you need to do is actually I have a better solution...hmm a multi choice one at that lets see what we got here. A. The Yandere Approach First off you stalk him and then analyze all of his friends spot out the possible romance options then you go yuna on them and eliminate each one by one. Then afterwards you will procede to acquire said person . Pros Successful equates to having him all to yourself Cons You may have him but he may not be into it himself that much considering what this plan to have him just required. The mind control approach First you need to have some form of control over people geass would work wonders in this scenario and then procede to command him to love you. Pros Absolute guarantee that he will love you upon completion Cons You may feel a little less interested seeing now its not that much of a opinion of you from him as it is you telling him to love you. The accidental fall approach. You will need to follow him around and do random stuff with him constantly making gestures that you like him then you will procede to trip on purpose in his direction trying to make contact with his face. If successful you will lock eyes at each other when he catches you and possibly kiss. Pros If it works you will have the knowledge that you aquired his love without having to resort to more drastic measures. Cons Less likely hood of this happening and you may receive a possible faceplant upon the attempt at tripping yourself purposefully. The magical girl approach Gain super powers and save him from something if you can find said something. Upon being saved hopefully he will develop the hero love syndrome and love you back. Pros You will have super powers and love. Cons He may fear you even though you saved him for your powers in that case you may procede to go angst and turn into antagonist to have him. Those are the ones I offer.

Props to Yū's suggestions! Very informative. I have also considered the pimp method. Somehow use lots of money and plan for him to go bankrupt along with his family.Then he would have to sell himself to me.