Step right up, boys and girls!

Come one, come all! The circus master has arrived! Put on your top hats, and powder your faces; the show must go on! Ok, so now that I've miserably failed my attempt on making an explosive and exciting entry into this forum, I can move on to introducing myself! I am [name redacted by the CIA], also known as Jochon (on the internet). Don't worry, people. At first glance I may seem like some porn-crazed, overly energetic loud mouth with an inflated ego, that would charge through a group of old people and sick children in order to flip over a wheelchair just to be the centre of attention, but I do in fact not have an inflated ego. Once you get past my ridiculous exterior I an interior made out of pure chocolate and happiness. Ask any of my girlfriends, boyfriends, dear friends, handpuppets or mortal enemies. They'll all tell you that I am a fantastic human being that most certainly should not be castrated or killed unless it was really necessary or fun to watch. If you wanna know more about me you can either visit my profile and have a read at my info, or you can chat me up and demand that I answer your questions on the pain of death (I prefer the latter one. Even when it comes to death threats I prefer the personal touch). p.s. This ridiculous character that I play to strangers is nothing but a defence mechanism (or something; I'm not a shrink). I am actually quite lovable, chill, and even funny once you get to know me.

Oh my god, you're right! Oreo, you delicious cookie! Thanks for helping out a poor idiot <3 EDIT: I wasn't responding to the message above, but to a private message he sent me (in which he taught me how to reply to people).