Pick up lines.

I don't use them but some cheesy ones: Can I Use My Key Blade To Open Your Kingdom Heart! Baby You Don't Need No Shinigami Eye I'll Die For You Anytime! Hey girl, can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuffs? Are you Pikachu? Because I choose you! You should be my new persocom, that way i can upload some serious memories in your hard drive.

oohh still awesome, enver heard those xD i got one "How do you like your eggs? Over easy, or fertilized...?"

I was helping an ex upgrade her computer and we were joking around and I was like: "I got a big hard drive for your software" I think I also added something about "Lots of RAM!"

She was actually the one that started it talking about a hard drive and rubbing my crotch! She was my gf at the time and we fucked like bunnies anyway.

Oh, Lol. I never actually used a pick up line. I had a friend though that would use these psychotic pick up lines that actually worked for him (mostly on goth type girls) somehow he could sound cute instead of crazy: "Can I fuck you with a knife?" "Can I hump your leg?" "If I follow you home will you keep me?" "Nice boots wanna fuck?"