"BAD DOG"

Who can top the story of there dog getting into trouble? Here is mine. Yesterday, mothers day, we had a gathering and seeing some family off in the front. We barbequed some meet left on the counter. Everyone out front, when my dog took the opportunity to munch the mountain of it all gone. We still out front, and she come join us like she did nothing wrong. Top that.

I only have one dog story, and it is not even about my dog, well in some ways it is. Its a story about a police dog, and since they are owned by the state which is paid for by my tax money, i at least owned some of that dog, any onwards to the story. Me and a group of street punk friends were squatting in this old clog factory from the 16th century, the council was gonna tear it down and build condos there... anyways, one night when most of the punks are out at a concert, the police decide to evict us, using teargas, I jump out a window and run into the nearby forest and after me chases a police dog, I dont know how they trained this dog, but it did not go for my arms or legs... well it went for my third leg actually. so there i am on the forest floor, with K-9 jammed in between my legs chewing happily on my junk, wailing on it with a big stick for a minute it fianlly lets go and leave me to scamper off into the night.

My cat once ate a bird I use to have. It's not a dog, but I don't have dogs so that's as close as I can get