Convention stories

Sooo... Anyone got some crazy, funny, interesting or scary convention stories? I came home from a con yesterday, and I've been cosplaying Homestuck for a WHOLE con without getting glomped. That's new. That's very new.

When I went to PMX in like 2007? I stayed with about 12 people in two separate rooms. We were on the same floor as all the bands. One of my friends would go hang out with Candy Spooky Theater and help Peggy do his hair. I would hang out in the hall and talk with Roger. On my way to my room from seeing Nightmare Before Christmas sing-along with Candy Spooky Theater, I encountered the tour manager for Lin Clover. He for some reason immediately asked if I had any booze. I did in fact have some booze! So, we hung out in the hall and he drank all my vodka I was gonna share with my friends, then got really loud and retarded even though I kept telling him, "Shh... hotel security..." Eventually I think he got a bit too retarded telling Roger that his band was more relevant etc. That's when I thanked him for hanging out and told him we all just need to go back to our rooms.D: