Write me a love letter

roses are red let have sex.

Dear friend, Today I woke up and thought of cake, Yet I went to my kitchen, there wasnt cake So let's go out and have cake And bring friends for there will be more cake Your friend, HK, the cake general

Though I'm not not always nice I mope whine and weep You always are there to listen Till one of us falls asleep I send you photos Of my stupid cat You seem unphased by that You're wonderful Like nothing I have known Now that I have found you I don't feel so alone Even when I can't be there Please believe that I care You've been so very kind You seem to be always on my mind You're so very sweet And although we may never meet I still dream of you sweeping me off my feet. I can no longer hide My feelings kept inside All of this is very true I hope you feel the same way too

Voldemort! I do feel the same! Please show me more photos of your stupid cat and tell me about your foolish dreams you dark wizard incarnate!

(OMG I can't contain my laughter at the moment! lol) You promised me you wouldn't tell everyone my real name! D:< You do know there are consequences...

You stole my poem, missall. :( Last time I send you anything of mine.

I thought the whole MO world should read your true masterpiece! Though honestly. For your masterpiece it could really use some work!