I almost died in dryer when I was around two because I crawled in there and my mom shut me in...then realized after she shut the door that her child was in the dryer, then took a picture.
I remember, I was out with my mom, she had me when I was really young, and like, she dropped me in the middle of a street, and laughed. She was with her friends that night, and like, she fucking just stood there, with her friends, LAUGHING AT HER CHILD, WHO FUCKING WAS DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. LAUGHING. SHE EVEN TOOK A FUCKING SELFIE, WHILE I WAS IN THE BACKGROUND BLEEDING OUT, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. GO CHECK HER INSTAGRAM.
I'm totally kidding, like, my very first boyfriend in 5th grade, I still laugh at it till this day but, his 'best friend' hit me with his jump rope, I told on him, then the very next minute, he dumped me. For telling on his best friend. Salty, right? haha.
I'll start. In my childhood I was considered mute for 3 years.
I fell off an amusement park ride once when it was still up in the air.
No serious injuries, surprisingly.
Also, what kind of an idiot crawls into a dryer?
I'm totally kidding, like, my very first boyfriend in 5th grade, I still laugh at it till this day but, his 'best friend' hit me with his jump rope, I told on him, then the very next minute, he dumped me. For telling on his best friend. Salty, right? haha.