GeekChic

Masturbation is totally normal for all people! For boys though, just remember that using a deathgrip when you do so means that not only will you perform worse when the time comes to actually bone someone, but that you also will find it somewhere between difficult and impossible to get off using anything other than your hand. For girls, using a vibrator or other kind of intense stimulation too much externally makes it more difficult for you to cum without that stimulation. So masturbate safely friends!

I am also terrible, despite starting in Beta, and almost exclusively play ARAM because I'm not super terrible at that mode haha. I'm always happy to play so long as it's with people who aren't gigantic assholes about me being bad.