mariahaise

*shrugs* Perhaps because it's an easier path to vomit out your heart to somebody who you've never met in person, than having the balls to confess to somebody you see on daily basis irl? *chuckle* C'mon sis, you know I'm too busy to chase after women. http://pm1.narvii.com/6312/5d7e02036e46f343080f4451fcc6dec43f9db1dc_hq.jpg Not to mention there are many things that I find far more entertaining than that. Such as trolling the forums and bullying the weak-minded on weeb dating sites, in order to make myself feel better about my miserable life hahahaha...haha....ha....*cries* Plus I'm not into incest, hugs are as far as I go with you. https://68.media.tumblr.com/6f314e0bd0d08734a1f00b909a2ecf60/tumblr_nzbxxe39IM1ttmhcxo1_400.gif

So many noobs have confessed to you, yet all of them have failed. Pffft....young padawans still have much to learn I see (says a 1000 year old virgin than hates everyone including himself). I guess a master has to intervene in order to make them finally learn their lesson in life. *ehem* *cough* *cough* First the cliché overused sexy jazz song in the movies, that nobody knows the name of: http://youtu.be/1Uh-KYzw6-w Now for a totally legit confession of the century: Ever since I saw you, my heart was captured by your silky smooth night colored hair. Your eyes brighter than the Northern Star made me find the light in the darkness of this twisted world full of hatred. And your smile, your smile brighter than a thousand suns is a thought that keeps me alive every waking day of my life. *kisses her hand* Now I ask you....will you accept my undying love for you my graceful princess? https://innasuu.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/i-might-have-to-make-another-ship.png?w=490&h=275

Maria, I have become increasingly enamored with you of late with how dominant you are as a woman. I am into independent strong women and I need to be pegged into submission in particular. You could even bite my neck and even draw some blood like a vampire because I'm into that too. I also have a thing for Maria's from other countries so you're just a divine collection of fetishes for me. I promise I will try my hardest to be to your satisfaction. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f9/d1/61/f9d1612102ab4132d388dea0d1558841.gif (F**k you Napalm and Edge)

Allow me to play the song of my people: http://youtu.be/hwxNVnPKaPE

I'm sure you're doing really well with those! :D You have to hook me up with a shrine when you are Head of Architecture.