kegernaut

In high school id go around saying, "Girls that go for the six pack can't handle the keg." And since I am fat and my name is Craig, my friends started calling me Keg. Then we all began calling each other by the names of marvel characters that suited us, I was dubbed juggernaut by my friends. So, one I decided to combine the two to get Kegernaut. Its only spelled with one g though cause apparently someone else thought of name on the playstation network, so I've decided to keep it like that and make it my username for everything.