hydrojester

- - Help Wanted - -

Looking for a P.I.C(partner in crime). to fill various holes left by previous place holder.

Essential Qualifications
- Must have great motivational skills
- Must be a master of Kung Fu(to help ward off ninja attacks)
- Must be willing to laugh at spontaneous silly jokes, even the not so funny ones(to help raise company morale)
- Must be up for many adventures and be proficient at spelunking
- Must have an unwavering love for at least 2 of the following activities: Anime, Video/Board/Card Games, WEED, Movies & TV(especially sci-fi and super hero), Paintball, Laser-tag, Walking, Swimming

None-Essential Qualifications (not needed but a plus if u are)
- Are a nerd girl
- Like to exercise or go for walks and are trying to better your health
- Attracted to big guys with beards
- Are sexy like a Chocolate Strawberry
- Have a sick/dark sense of humor

Job Responsibilities
- Have fun and go on adventures
- Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
- put up with or possibly even enjoy lots of sarcasm and inappropriate jokes
- watch lots of tv shows/movies/anime
- play kick ass games
- just be a P.I.C in general...

All interested please apply in person or message me directly.

Minions of Gozer need not apply...