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France when?
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Probably never
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 I support this man wjth his never ending quest to warm up Fumis Ice cold heart.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i don't think that is his quest
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Fumi as the sugar momma second quest maybe?
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn hah i wish i was rich enough to be a sugar mama (still wouldn't do it though)
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Maybe one day when you feel that lonely xD
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i will never feel that lonely lol
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 Whatever makes you happy Fumes
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Did someone turn up the heat in here?
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn no electricity is expensive these days
The Broke N Bitchless @joemama711 I turned the heat on
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Funmusicorn @funmusicorn wtf hahahaha
Triscuit @bob_loblaw That's how I'd pick you up, even tho I'm not sure how the physics of her being prone facing away ends up over his shoulder like that xD I'll test it with you until I get it right :D
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn I'm afraid you are too weak, and i would break more bones than you have braincells
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Hold on, taking steroids now
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn ...
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You, when I pull up on my vespa (that you bought me)
https://media.tenor.com/qXimmKH38vUAAAAC/dumb-and-dumber-scooter.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn No i'm not dumb enough to buy you a vespa
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Regardless, hop on
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn But you don't have a vespa?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Who said anything about hopping on a vespa?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Just know you walked right into that one
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Are you a little pent up these days
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Just hurry up, it's getting cold out.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn sorry i have another ride
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Actual representation
https://st.focusedcollection.com/14026668/i/650/focused_470151228-stock-photo-happy-young-business-couple-riding.jpg
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn more realistic i see
Triscuit @bob_loblaw You should be wearing goggles tho
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Nah i like to live life dangerously
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Must be why you enjoy being around me so much :D
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Are you saying you are dangerous? XD
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Duh
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn That's the biggest exaggeration i have ever heard
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Except the 14" pp that is
Triscuit @bob_loblaw *14" when it's cold out. 17" in optimal conditions.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i know the feeling, mines also mostly 18"
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If you get me a vespa for Valentine's Day, this can be us :D
https://media.tenor.com/zmYkubknkb0AAAAi/back-ride-ride.gif
Also, I prefer it to be yellow, like in FLCL.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn That is unrealistic. Where am i supposed to find a carrot backpack?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Bold of you to assume that's you in the back and not me tho
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn show me your carrot backpack then
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Wow lewd
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn You know it
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My kind, gentle side
https://media.tenor.com/VliJt7qWCisAAAAC/piggy-back-korean.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn oh wow a rare sight o.o
Triscuit @bob_loblaw I have a romantic side too... somewhere. I keep losing it. It's never where I last remember putting it
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn so you probably lost it already huh, maybe someone else picked it up?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Pretty sure I lost it again in your DMs
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How about this? :D
https://i.imgur.com/9hmgafL.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn you wish
Triscuit @bob_loblaw But you look so happy! And the judges would give us a 10
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn That's not me, you must have me confused with someone else
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Oh shit, I forgot about this option for carrying you :p
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Funmusicorn @funmusicorn definitely a top 5
Triscuit @bob_loblaw I'd put you in a wagon if we were on a dirt road tho
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn how thoughtful of you
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What's your preference on being carried? Bride style? Over the shoulder like a sack of potatoes? Piggy back? Or the vertical missionary position? xD
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn In a bag with holes to breathe
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Vertical missionary position it is then.
Triscuit @bob_loblaw But I believe in giving a girl options. So your other choice would be a plastic bag, tied at the top, no holes.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn you are clearly trying to get me to choose a specific option here, fine i bite. i choose the plastic bag thanks
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Ok, vertical missionary then.
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Ok, let's head to Italy
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Funmusicorn @funmusicorn is Italy your fetish or something?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Just following a theme xD I can carry you like that to any country
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn doubt
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Let's try it
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn I would have to see you carry something else as heavy as me, to a country first.
Triscuit @bob_loblaw No problem, just tell me how much you weigh so I know what to carry
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn about the same as baby hippopotamus
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Aren't they the size of a large watermelon? I could carry you easily.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn no lol i'm pretty sure they are bigger than that hahaha
