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If you get me a vespa for Valentine's Day, this can be us :D
https://media.tenor.com/zmYkubknkb0AAAAi/back-ride-ride.gif
Also, I prefer it to be yellow, like in FLCL.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn That is unrealistic. Where am i supposed to find a carrot backpack?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Bold of you to assume that's you in the back and not me tho
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn show me your carrot backpack then
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Wow lewd
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn You know it
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My kind, gentle side
https://media.tenor.com/VliJt7qWCisAAAAC/piggy-back-korean.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn oh wow a rare sight o.o
Triscuit @bob_loblaw I have a romantic side too... somewhere. I keep losing it. It's never where I last remember putting it
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn so you probably lost it already huh, maybe someone else picked it up?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Pretty sure I lost it again in your DMs
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How about this? :D
https://i.imgur.com/9hmgafL.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn you wish
Triscuit @bob_loblaw But you look so happy! And the judges would give us a 10
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn That's not me, you must have me confused with someone else
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Oh shit, I forgot about this option for carrying you :p
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrequentLightIcterinewarbler-size_restricted.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn definitely a top 5
Triscuit @bob_loblaw I'd put you in a wagon if we were on a dirt road tho
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn how thoughtful of you
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What's your preference on being carried? Bride style? Over the shoulder like a sack of potatoes? Piggy back? Or the vertical missionary position? xD
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn In a bag with holes to breathe
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Vertical missionary position it is then.
Triscuit @bob_loblaw But I believe in giving a girl options. So your other choice would be a plastic bag, tied at the top, no holes.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn you are clearly trying to get me to choose a specific option here, fine i bite. i choose the plastic bag thanks
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Ok, vertical missionary then.
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Ok, let's head to Italy
https://media.tenor.com/7xnJ_7SxVSoAAAAM/hold-me-anime.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn is Italy your fetish or something?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Just following a theme xD I can carry you like that to any country
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn doubt
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Let's try it
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn I would have to see you carry something else as heavy as me, to a country first.
Triscuit @bob_loblaw No problem, just tell me how much you weigh so I know what to carry
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn about the same as baby hippopotamus
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Aren't they the size of a large watermelon? I could carry you easily.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn no lol i'm pretty sure they are bigger than that hahaha
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https://i.imgur.com/t3OZiQg.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn haha u dumdum, can't even throw a letter
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Um first of all, that's you in the gif, I'm the letter. Secondivlly, if we hypothetically say that's me, I did actually throw the letter, which would be you, and you just came back by my side ( ˘⌣˘)
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i'm not in that gif though.. you must confuse me with someone else
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Excuse me while I throw you in the ocean
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i love swimming in the ocean, but your weak arms probably can't carry me there D:
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Not only can these weak arms carry you to the ocean, they can also hold your head under the water! :D
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Lies how can they if you are already dead
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Yeah, I'm definitely holding your head under the water.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn yet another reason never to go near you :' D
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:p
https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-28-2016/WU-zu1.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn why are you still here >:C
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Ok I'm leaving
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn okay bye
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Ohhhhhhh sorry... You want me to leave, so...
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn yeah i'm glad we agree
Triscuit @bob_loblaw That envelope just flutters back
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn what envelope, i don't see any
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You, trying to get rid of me:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrw7rGJTu1r5gzv3o3_400.gif
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn are you saying you are going to stay by my side forever?
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Only if you don't want me there. If you do, then I'd fly away like a paper airplane.
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Unless you take me to Italy, then I'll simp.
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Pls. Stay by my side i really, really want it :)
No italy
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Ok I'll stay uwu
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn smh
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After Italy...
https://i.imgur.com/zZwFFmE.gif
Triscuit @bob_loblaw (you're the one on the left)
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn that's not me, that's joe
Nonstop Hoe Phase @joemama711 Fumi is recording obv
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn yup obv
Nonstop Hoe Phase @joemama711 Good to know fumi likes bi men on men
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn I don't judge, as long as it's legal
Nonstop Hoe Phase @joemama711 Fumi is secretlu fujoshi
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn should that have been a secret!?
or maybe i don't give a fuck about what gender other people are into ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nonstop Hoe Phase @joemama711 Why u mad tho
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i'm not
Nonstop Hoe Phase @joemama711 Big mad fumi fuming
Funmusicorn @funmusicorn Pretty childish ngl
Nonstop Hoe Phase @joemama711 I aim to enjoy myself
Triscuit @bob_loblaw It's spelled "Gob" but I'm impressed you know the character!
Nonstop Hoe Phase @joemama711 Terminolgy changes each generation, i only remember the character due to past anime tropes.
Triscuit @bob_loblaw wat
