Funmusicorn

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Not really, where's my arguement

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn you wish ;D

Oyabun @senpaisamasan I'd have sex with you but I don't want to go to jail for murder/incest

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn oh ye, mommy!

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i'm a little confused, but will share you something even better

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn very educational, also swadian you are looking particularly radiant today

DEACTIVATED @swadian Wait what, oh you got a dare?

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn pfff nooooo i am just simply complimenting you, like i do to all people texting me ^^

DEACTIVATED @swadian Hahahaha, I'm not used to being complimented, sorry, thank you, your stool legs seemed to work fine for the job!

DEACTIVATED @swadian There's some pics of me on my profile tho

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn yes not a dare cough cough. get used to compliments smh. yes 10/10 stool legs

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i will go look at them for some bedazzlement of my day then

DEACTIVATED @swadian Hahahhaa try not to fall for it then, let me share ya something good

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn don't worry i never fall (this is an obvious lie), what something good? o.o

Aka-san @redhawk Ur soul

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn what if i don't have one?

Aka-san @redhawk Offer someone else's

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn ok i offer @redhawk's soul :D

Aka-san @redhawk Wait thats illegal XD

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i do have a soul, but offering someone else's is a much better idea

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn pfff how will you prove, that i offered your soul?

Aka-san @redhawk I've been bamboozled

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn you fell into my trap, now i can only wait for someone willing to take your soul.

Aka-san @redhawk *reverse uno card*

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn now if i clean up my friend list myself, your soul will belong to me

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn omg yes, adorable

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn ofc snake liked the post XD

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn what are you talking about, don't you even recognize your ex bf?

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Sorry, you and your mom just look so much alike.

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn sorry i forgot you were mentally slow. bf means boyfriend, and men can't carry a baby, therefore my mom can't be your ex bf.

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn also i don't look anything as breathtaking as your ex bf, a shame you let him go.

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Your mom is a boy, she hasn't texted you that you were adopted yet~? ;O sorry if it took you too long to catch up on that~

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i actually am adopted...

Oyabun @senpaisamasan :/ I apologize. You win today's arguement.

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Don't hate me

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn ye i asked my mom, and she said you are my real mom, and she is my dad. small world huh :D

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn how can i hate you mom

Oyabun @senpaisamasan I should have swallowed you?

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn shit happens, you stuck with me now mom ;)

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Well, fuck. You wanna go to the mall and look at cute bois? I have a discount for hot topic and I'll buy you some Jamba juice

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i don't even know what jamba juice is, you have a lot to teach me :'D

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Jamba juice sells smoothies \o/

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn smoothies oooh and what is hot topic? XD

Oyabun @senpaisamasan It's a place to buy from Viking helmets to weed sweaters and sex toys.

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn oh and what will you be buying in hot topic, dear mother

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Viking helmet and a Jimi Hendrix tie dye tee

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn yes i will get a viking helmet too \o/

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn o.o

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn thank you fellow virgin :)

Oyabun @senpaisamasan No thank you, for being a shining beacon of purity

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Die

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i am proud of being a virgin, and i will remain a virgin till i die. Because i want to be a good example to my kids. i'm sure you feel the same oh pure guy

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Your kids will be virgins. Just like you

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn mm i hope so, and i hope they get a virgin senpai like you

Oyabun @senpaisamasan You'll have your own virgin family soon enough~

Oyabun @senpaisamasan The pitter patter of little virgins filling your home

Oyabun @senpaisamasan

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn i would say you too, but virgins can't have kids :/

Oyabun @senpaisamasan I thought that was the joke

Oyabun @senpaisamasan

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Also sorry for the blank comments.

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn it was, but i changed the rule >:D XD

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn ye do they represent your mind? ;D

Oyabun @senpaisamasan I changed your rules back.

Oyabun @senpaisamasan They represent your arguement. Hollow af

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn when did i make an argument?

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn the rules change all the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Exactly. Virgin

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn it takes one to know one

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Nope. You confirmed it yourself

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn no you did

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn doesn't sound wrong at all

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Enjoy your life of solitude, never having s husband or kids

Funmusicorn @funmusicorn sounds comfy and silent