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Tomorrow
lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi Today
Criselington @criselington I wish
lei_maiotaku @amarantha today pls
Criselington @criselington I can't control Eurovision haha
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Yesterday you said tomorrow. JUST DO IT! DO ITTTT!
Criselington @criselington Why is this so chaotic
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 This is mo what are you asking? XDDDD and you are friends with the most chaotic ppls XDDDD
Criselington @criselington Nah
Criselington @criselington It's something else
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Hey just wanted to tell you that sadly I'm not pregnant yet
Criselington @criselington I'm a little disappointed but I believe in you
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Wait I have a few questions whom are you trying to get preggo from?
Criselington @criselington You interested in making it happen GD
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Nope only interrested in making waifu happy UwU XDDDD
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Don't google for angry dragon then
Criselington @criselington Ahh I see, I'll take your word
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https://youtu.be/W9uuug7X1PQ
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Surprisingly I'm sticking with the caring about how I look thing although it's more work than I'm used too
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Mhhh~~ yes rub my belly XDDDD fukking shit i need to stop im so sorry XDDDD but your hair be looking smooth man. You have some dirt around your eyes tho UwU XDDDD
Criselington @criselington Dort?!?! Where?!?!?! Oh my lawd! You're right, it's everywhere
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Yes yes be careful else its getting into your eyes UwU
Criselington @criselington Oh yes @lewd_araragi and @amarantha I hope you're happy I'm still sticking with it for the time being
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 I dont think they will get the ping thru a comment like this… i remember it only works if you do it while posting the first msg… XDDDD
Criselington @criselington Oh well haha
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Several years ago I'd dress up as a homeless man and travel the woods and country to scare the living shit out of city folk making to much noise during their outings or "bonfires". Only had the cops called on me a few times.
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Hmmm maybe I too should create my own chaotic random thread like many others have
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 DO IT JUST DO IT!
Criselington @criselington Well damn haha
lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi Call it norse god of sex
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 So you wanna call it freyja? XDDDD
Criselington @criselington It could also be Freyr or Sjöfn but he just think that I'm such a being
lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi Just a sexy norse bitch with a beard. You fucks over think this shit XD
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 You own fault lewd san i was tbh just joking with the name XDDDD
Criselington @criselington If we're going with looks then it should be "burning dumpster san dumpster of a thread of shit a dumb as he looks BOOM self roasted" quite a long title but still
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I want to stroke your beard until my fingers get forever tangled in it.
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 I also wann se that please proceed sir Zucci de Zucc
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When you try to be cool like this but end up with this.... le lame
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit I admit I think you look cute rather than cool but I still love it UwU
Criselington @criselington See... I failed, it wasn't cool or spoopy
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Rip worst compliment because he was trying for cool and spoopy XDDDD and she says it cute XDDDD
Criselington @criselington That just made it worse haha cute?!?!?! I really failed
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit Don’t be so sad when I wanna be called pretty I get called adorable XD. It’s not what I want but it’s better than being called ugly lol :3
Criselington @criselington I accept ugly
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Kit u wanted to be called hot UwU but yes u only adorable and cute XDDDD
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit Well you shouldn’t accept ugly mr. Viking cause it’s not true UwU
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit @gdmh39 I’m glad idk how I’d actually react is someone told me I’m hot/sexy XD
Criselington @criselington I am many words, also a bridge troll.
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit Most gorgeous bridge troll ever ;3
Criselington @criselington That's definitely a stretch haha
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Wait tbh can i even call you hot/sexy since you my daughter thats gonna be so weird owo… also mom gonna ask alot of questions later XDDDD
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit Do I have to get Ying-Ying on you? U-U
Criselington @criselington That's a good point GD... I think cute is safe
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit @gdmh39 yeah I don’t suggest calling me that lol, thank you though daddy ^-^
Criselington @criselington The others not so much
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 OWO! YOU THE ONE WANTED TO BE CALLED HOT OWO! AS A DAD ONE NEEDS TO ALWAYS TRY TO GIB THE BABY HER WISHES… WELL BEEING CALLED HOT/SEXY is another thing tho… XDDDD
Criselington @criselington I wouldn't tell her on him he corrected himself
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit @gdmh39 then please don’t say I’m hot/sexy even though I thank you for wanting to make me happy ^^
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit @criselington I meant get mommy on you mr.Viking lol
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Cris you the one please help me out UwU…. Ok this sounds even mpre weird when i read this out loud XDDDD
blossom౨ৎ @kawaii_kit @gdmh39 you aren’t gonna be in trouble lol
Criselington @criselington Why would you send her on m!?!?!?! I didn't do anything wrong. Also GD did the classic dad move by agree with his kid without thinking. Of course he thinks you look good but like in a parental way. Like cute or adorable or the even nauseating adorbes
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Yes If waifu sees this imma not be in trouble I hope… XDDD but also yes as cris says i can only see my kid as a cute and pretty little baby like the most adorable thing UwU… wait maybe your mommy is contesting with you in beeing cute and adorable tho…
Criselington @criselington Perhaps she won't be angry
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying You would call your daughter hot/sexy *pulls kitty closer to me*... that’s odd. @criselington what have I said about you being beautiful and I do think the picture is adorable don’t be too hard on yourself for that *pats head*
Criselington @criselington Ahhh you have been told and summoned
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Of course I have I’m a mom sksksk
Criselington @criselington You stated and I quote "You are not beautiful now go back under your bridge You troll and for your information I'm not answering your riddles 3 or paying the fee
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying You know that is a lie *crosses my arms and slightly glared at you*. I’d never tell such lies
Criselington @criselington Only slightly? What is holding you back I wonder.
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying The fact you are my Viking babe :3. All my hard glares go to GD
Criselington @criselington Oh I see, I don't know if I should feel special or not.
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying You should I care about you
Criselington @criselington Intriguing fine... I'm still ugly but I'll admit my hair is nice only because I have random people always asking for hair tips
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Small steps as long as I’m on here and we talk I’ll forever let you know you’re handsome UwU
Criselington @criselington Hmmmm we shall see little lady. Perhaps I'll are you see my way
Criselington @criselington Make
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying You never will I’ll assure you that *pats your head*
Criselington @criselington Then I'll do something else then... I'll... uhh... make you fall in love with someone so ha
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Mhmm you tell yourself that too *keeps patting your head while smiling*
Criselington @criselington Sooo Wei have you noticed that guy over there huh. He's so totally into you
Criselington @criselington You two would be so cute together, holding hands, watching spoopy movies, playing the watch the person and guess their secret game
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying XD what guy? Don’t know him *continues playing with hair*
Criselington @criselington Oh yeahbwell maybe I'll play woth your hair back and tell you that this guy I'm totally not making up right now also likes whips and chains and all that sweet stuff
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying What if I tell you I know he’s totally made up cause it’d a cardboard cutout and just fell over *continues playing with hair while giggling*
Criselington @criselington *plays with your hair back* oh yeahbwell he totally said that he is real and wishes to hold your hand and massage your scalp while you stare off into the sunset talking about your mortal enemies. We also said she's got a wicked nice smile because he's definitely from Boston
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying *laughs and still plays with hair while also relaxing* oh he did huh? Still real even though he’s getting thrown into the trash by someone realizing it’s a cutout? Massages are nice though but tell him I’m not interested in all his very “real ness”
Criselington @criselington Oh but wait til you hear this because he is totally real he said what makes you special is uhhhh... when he sees you blush his mind takes him to an elegant rose bush, beautiful and serene with the ever so magnificent red hues poking out. Something sweet but painful if touch without care.
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying *starts braiding your hair* oh! He sounds very poetic, I just wish he was *ahems* real *laughs*
Criselington @criselington Oh he is real that poem I posted on my wall that I said I wrote for my book.... is his, I totally stole it, but he is such a nice guy he was okay with it.
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Mhmm sure you did *takes another piece and braids it*. It was totally stolen I believeeee that *smirks*
Criselington @criselington What you think I can write that then post it to where is gets put into one paragraph here?!?! Nah I'm dumb and not interesting. Now he though did you know that he also has a beautiful cabin he'd love to share with you? His name is Cletus Walker from Boston, well he's not really from Boston but he tells people that because he's really from a small town close to Boston.
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Of course I think you could/did *moves to another piece of hair and braids*. I think you just don’t like to give yourself credit, also please tell Cletus thank you for the offer but I’m fine where I am sksksk. Isn’t that suspicious he doesn’t want people to know he’s from Boston lol, is he hiding something?
Criselington @criselington Nah I'm dumb with no interesting things about me. Well like I said he says he's from Boston because it's easier than saying he's from Rockport Massachusetts then having to stall the conversation by trying to explain where it's at and ultimately giving up because people lose interest. Did I also mention he is a florist? He owns a flower shop. He is the one who sold me my trees and plants
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying No you’re not dumb *flicks you on the head and continues braiding hair*. Ahh I see, poor thing though has no one to listen to him but I still am not interested like that to him. I also love that he’s a florist he gives beautiful plants
Criselington @criselington Oh? Still not interested he has a brother who is a chef who gives him discounts at his restaurant for supplying them with fresh flowers. So you two could eat there and go on fancy dates often. He also loves hiking and exploring
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying *puts a skull ribbon in your hair* yeah I’m still not interested. I’m sure he’s sweet but I still don’t wanna be with him, I do wish him luck in finding someone amazing
Criselington @criselington Oh damn... ummm how about GD? I hear he is single
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying XD *puts another ribbon in your hair* I hear he’s single too lol and what about you though? Don’t you want a nice woman sksksk
Criselington @criselington I'm so single i have nobody to drunk text. Like I said I'm not interesting, or perhaps I'm such a mystery that I'm a mystery.... I know doesn't make sense right
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying No makes sense, something being so mysterious it’s even more of a mystery and makes you wanna figure it out UwU. Are you sure? Maybe you don’t feel you’d get someone and your a bit afraid to try U-U. Not saying it’s a fact but it could be something
Criselington @criselington Nah I'm just a mystery wrapped in a mystery toed to a conspiracy theory. I'll tell you a secret that may or may not be a secret I've been in the military, law enforcement, a welder, customer service manager, and now trying my hand at writing
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I have seen you post a couple times you were in the military which I know I stated before but thank you for your service. You are a lot of things I see and boring doesn’t sound like one of them, I also hope writing goes well the bit of the book you posted look like it’s written pretty well
Criselington @criselington Hmmm well spanks. Let's see something not known... ahhh I have drain bamage there a new secret
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I’d ask how but it doesn’t matter now (plus idk if the story is something you wanna share which btw is fine). I hope you still remain healthy and stuff despite how or why you got brain damage, although honestly you didn’t seem like someone who’d have brain damage and I’m not saying people that have gotten it would seem stupid or something after that I’m not saying that at all UwU
Criselington @criselington I got it in the military and the only ramifications from the head injury is occasional migraines and slow memory recall
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Oh okay! Migraines sound like they suck tbh and once again thank you for the sacrifice (I fell like I can’t say thank you enough lol)
Criselington @criselington Again nothing really to thank haha I mean ot was my choice to join. Yeah they suck but on the plus side if I don't want to be in a conversation anymore I get to be like oh bad migraine or say I forgot what we were talking about and walk away
Criselington @criselington But yeah now still a mystery within a mystery but slightly less so
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I know you know that but still that’s a huge decision to make on your own you know. That does sounds useful lol, do you use that a lot?
Criselington @criselington Quite often people suck.
Criselington @criselington Well most people
Criselington @criselington Like 99%
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Sorry you’ve talked to some horrid people sksksk. I must be one of them huh? XD
Criselington @criselington Nah the few people I've talked here aren't bad, some call me a lair sometimes but not bad
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying If you’re referring to the lying about your looks then yes I admit you are kind of a liar :3
Criselington @criselington Le rude
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Le truth is what I’m sharing Viking babe
Criselington @criselington Your truth muhaha
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying No I say what everyone knows but you UwU
Criselington @criselington I'm still going to make you fall in love though. With who I don't know but when I do ill win this debate
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Mhmm if you say so XD. *pats head again*
Criselington @criselington Anyone you're interested in hmmm? That that I'd use that to help me achieve victory
Criselington @criselington Not that
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying No no one I’m interested in. If I did though why would I tell you mr. Cupid? Lol
Criselington @criselington Definitely not so I could use it to my advantage to win this thing. But very well ill say I'll believe you but not really believe it
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying XD you’re too much and I’ve transformed sksksk
Criselington @criselington I'm to much? Also I can't wait for the full transformation to happen. Oh boy will people be surprised when they see Vhostpire
Criselington @criselington Well mostly two people
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Yes but in a good way “too much” lol. Yes as you can see my eyes now being red means I am becoming vhostpire
Criselington @criselington I didn't think there was a good way for that. It will be quite the transformation. One day I too shall join the supernatural
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Yes you’ll make it someday. I believe in you and yes there is a good “too much”
Criselington @criselington Hopefully until then I'll stay in the dark and travel the woods at night with no protection... and that's a new one haha I've never heard of a good too much.
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I can send multiple creatures your way if you want? I’ll tell the ghosts to step back since you don’t wanna be a ghost. Yes maybe me and my family along with people I’ve heard say that use it in a good way for us lol
Criselington @criselington Interesting....
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying What’s interesting?
Criselington @criselington That's there is a good version of being too much
Criselington @criselington I don't know what it means but it's interesting
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Oh yeah I use that for a good way lol, if someone’s mean or not good to be around I’ll just tell them (nicely though) they are not nice or something and that’d I’d love to know them but if they can’t be nice then bye sksksk
Criselington @criselington That's nicer than me I just walk away without a word
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Yeah I honestly am a softy lol and if someone’s treating you badly I don’t mind if you don’t explain or talk either lol
Criselington @criselington You should change tlyour name to marshmallow then muhahahaha
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I can be Mommy_Marshmallow lol
Criselington @criselington Vhostpire_Mommy_Marshmallow
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying XD everyone will be like “what happened” sksksk
Criselington @criselington Do it haha you know it's what you want now
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying It’s not what I want, at least for rn I like my name but I will keep it in mind (or try to lol)
Criselington @criselington Haha very well just trying to be the little devil on your shoulder
Criselington @criselington I'm sure the transformation takes time
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying XD well you are the most handsome little devil on my shoulder ever (no arguing)
Criselington @criselington I'll only agree to that because I'm the only one that I know of so there is no competition I guess
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Baby steps I have said and thank you for agreeing *smiles*. Also I might just use the pfp I have now as the Vhostpire cause it has blood on her hands and clothes somewhere and the red eyes and even if I didn’t look like one, you know I’m one ;3
Criselington @criselington Indeed I do, I know your little secret know and nobody else... unless they read this book as it has become haha
Criselington @criselington Interesting place you have moved too
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying lol you know GD will see this whole text... maybe we should’ve talked about it privately lol
Criselington @criselington Possibly
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying XD yes it’s a very interesting place to live
Criselington @criselington I'd imagine so
Criselington @criselington Must be comfortable at least
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying It is comfortable living here UwU
Criselington @criselington I see, and I bet he'll follow you there and down the path of the supernatural you created
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying The empire I’m starting XD. I also have children (I need more sksksk)
Criselington @criselington You're going to turn your reverse harem and children into a cult? I can support that
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying No not the babies I love my babies UwU. Once again I don’t actually have a harem lol
Criselington @criselington I'm sure you do
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying I’m sure I don’t :3
Criselington @criselington Well I know of 3 and 1 joke sooooooooooo
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Shh don’t mention the joke out here (he’s on ;). I still don’t say I have in through UsU
Criselington @criselington I'm not haha
Criselington @criselington Just stating facts
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying Oh gosh lol, it’s not facts :3
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 GD Saw the text* … I wont read this… saw waifu mentioning GD will see this we should have wrote this privately … and I was like god daymn it now i need to read it XDDDD
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 OWO! THIS AGAIN. TSSS FLIRTING AROUND AGAIN TSS TSS TSS…
Criselington @criselington How is ot flirting when was trying to hook her up with you and a totally real guy named Cletus Walker?!?!?!
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HOOK HER UP WITH CLETUS ANYWAYS OWO… I THOUGHT YOU WEREE MY WINGMAN QWQ XDDDD
Criselington @criselington I'm a universal wingman I wingman for who is nearby even if they're totally real and not made up guy. I'll even wingman people who don't want it
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Thats… actually sounds really bad XDDDD
Criselington @criselington It's activates at random I have no control over it... helps being evil and makes strangers learn never to talk to other strangers who said don't talk to them.
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 So no more talking to you than? OwO…
Criselington @criselington That's up to you banana boi blue
Criselington @criselington Speaking of which did you know Wei like flowers and boy who works with flowers? That totally sounds like that secret DM you sent me about your secret flower hobby
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 I do plants stuff in my garden… and i have herbs and flowers in my garden… XDDDD but i definitely can’t say im working with flowers… since i work with programs XDDDD
Criselington @criselington Shhhhhhh GD, remember you said you grow flowers for fun and I know you don't "work" with them but remember you said you share them with people who also enjoy them that's what I was talking about.
Great Daddy MH39 @gdmh39 Sure sure whatever you say UwU XDDDD
Criselington @criselington ..... fine he doesn't donate flowers to the elderly and young
Criselington @criselington I was trying to help
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Inside there lies a flame locked into an eternal war.
A war with the encroaching and all consuming darkness.
This flame ignites the beginning and flickers away with end.
Throughout time, this flame struggles between roaring blaze and tiny flickering light.
The outcome of war never changes yet the little flame continues to fight the call of oblivion.
For what purpose does this flame continue light up the dark and watch the dancing shadows continue to advance.
It's a signal and sign to continue and endure no matter the struggle.
This flame continues to light my path throughout all telling me to find the path.
Yet at times I hear the call of dark, telling me to extinguish the flame and fade into oblivion.
I know the flame will lose in the end and wonder if choosing oblivion is the right choice.
To fade away into the vast inky darkness, never to be seen again.
This flame is my guide and also my end.
Should I continue to find this path or heed the call.
I continue with the flame for now to find my way.
In the end, no matter the resistance I will heed the call and enter into oblivion.
Criselington @criselington I hate that it puts everything together...
lei_maiotaku @amarantha *claps
Criselington @criselington Well thanks haha, a preview from the book I'm writing.
lei_maiotaku @amarantha Criselington @criselington well good luck and keep going ^^
Criselington @criselington Spanks haha it's been unexpectedly fun to work on
