Cinnamoon

Alright well it started out as a joke in the beginning of the campaign. We had to capture a thief and well everyone was failing at their intimidation rolls to get the thief to stop stealing again. For shits and giggles I said can I roll for dicktimidation. Nat 20. The thief later joined our campaign and is deftly scared of me and stays 20 ft away from meat all times. Well afterwards we join a tournament and faced some knights again for shit and giggles I use a dick slap....Nat 20...decapitated someone with my penis. Another fight in the tornament I do it again....Nat 20...impaled someone on my penis...it is know called getting FUBARED.

Well, FUBAR is a different character so much so that my DM made it canon that FUBAR will always have the biggest dick in the room EVER. Be it Dragon, Giant, Tarrasque. Wanna hear the story of how that came to be?

*Writes that down in case my character dies Is it a bard that makes everyone strip when they sing or do they strip themselves?

That's good. It's not much of a problem if you're having fun with most people already and not just getting creeper after creeper. I'm glad everything is working out okay.

Yeah, those suck. It's why it's hard to talk to most people at times. Most go crazy when seeing a pretty lady. And just be all creepy. XD

Lol. That's what happens when you talk in a forum that easily goes dead for a few weeks. XD Dont let the new found fame go to your head. For that's when the creepers strike. XD