kitty @acrank
kitty @acrank
John walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender then shoots the ceiling with a gun. John says thank you and walk out. Why did John want the water?
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kitty @acrank
It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it up like it’s the best. What is it?
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kitty @acrank
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Bernard M. Baruch
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kitty @acrank
32. Snowboarding or surfing?
33. Scrapbooks or Instagram feeds?
34. Stripes or polka dots?
35. Guitar or piano?
36. Arcade or laser tag?
37. Fish or birds?
38. Sour cream or salsa?
39. Game Of Thrones or Breaking Bad?
40. Cookies or chips?
41. Halloween or your birthday?
42. Wine or rum?
43. Mountains or ocean?
44. Marriage or children?
45. Dancing With The Stars or The Voice?
46. Twerking or grinding?
47. Horror movies or romcoms?
48. Skydiving or bungee jumping?
49. Paintings or photographs?
50. Washing the dishes or mowing the lawn?
51. Book or Kindle?
52. Simpsons or Rick and Morty?
53. Ponytail or pigtails?
54. Monopoly or Checkers?
kitty @acrank
kitty @acrank
1. Starbucks or LaCroix?
2. Sex or cuddling?
3. Disney World or Bahamas?
4. Instagram stories or snap stories?
5. Chipotle or Taco Bell?
6. Uber or Lyft?
7. Pandora or Spotify?
8. Music festival or Broadway show?
9. Back massage or foot massage?
10. Selfies or group photos?
11. Museum or movie theater?
12. Disney Channel or Nickelodeon?
13. Sunburn or mosquito bites?
14. Texting or Facetiming?
15. Neck kisses or forehead kisses?
16. Podcasts or playlists?
17. Zumba or yoga?
18. Beard or clean shaven?
19. Flannel or floral?
20. Almost relationships or one-night stands?
21. Good morning texts or good night texts?
22. Heartache or numbness?
23. The Rock or Kevin Hart?
24. Zodiac or MBTI?
25. Marriage or career?
26. Fiction or autobiographies?
27. Diamonds or cash?
28. Abs or butts?
29. Cards Against Humanity or Apples to Apples?
30. Morning sex or nighttime sex?
31. Hand holding or PDA?
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kitty @acrank
Would you rather know when you will die or how you will die?
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kitty @acrank
Would you rather have all farts be silent but EXTREMELY deadly, or all farts be harmless but EXTREMELY loud?
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Thanks for the request c:
kitty @acrank
kitty @acrank
Name a 7 letter word, from which if you take out 4 letters, you will have 1 left?
Trevon @evergrace Alright, I'm just confused by this one. What even... how is this even possible? Literally, I don't understand. 7 letter word, you take away 4 letters from that 7 letter word. And you will have one left? This is one of your trick questions, isn't it? >.> I've tried thinking of every possibility. Unless... it's the literal Letter. And there's a 7 letter word on each one of these letters- Actually, I have no idea where I was going with this. I GIVE UP! xD
waffles @animetidds HAHA I KNOW THIS ONE!!! The answer is: 'Someone'!! If you remove 'some' it becomes just one ;)
Trevon @evergrace But if that someone becomes one doesn't that mean two can become one so that the two can become one within the cosmic sense of a unity of ones and all!? And why are you jugs?!
kitty @acrank
kitty @acrank
There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?
Trevon @evergrace Ughhhhhh.... this oneeeeeeee.... Umm.... definitely not the jewelry one since jewelry doesn't really catch on fire that easily. Now... you have the important papers and the room filled with money. I... don't really understand why there's just a huge room filled with money just laying around unless it's in a safe, but we'll ignore that fact. The important papers are probably the reason why they've been able to rack up such a high amount of money, and considering it's a room of paper, and paper burns easily... The room with paper? Unless it's a trick question, since the policemen don't even put out the fire, and it's the firemen that do it. -.-
Hidden Commander @hiddencommander Policemen don't put out fires? It would be the firefighters that do that
