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Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
Trevon @evergrace Ugh... got me with this one. I have absolutely no idea. There's so many possiblities xD. Like what if he wrapped the doggo in plastic wrap, and just took it off? What if the dog is a SUPER DOG and flew across the river at unholy speeds! What if the river was just dried up, and there wasn't anymore water in it? Then you have the whole debate about what it means to be wet and all... umu...
Maybe... the dog just went around the river? I give up :c
Hidden Commander @hiddencommander The only thing I can think of is if it was winter, this one i didnt know beforehand tho lol
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A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said, “I cannot operate, because that is my son!” How was this possible?
Trevon @evergrace Oh! I know this one! I think... the only possible way for this one to work is that the surgeon has to be the mother. Since the father died on his way to the hospital, it has to be the mother. It wouldn't really make any sense otherwise... I think. xD
Hidden Commander @hiddencommander Its his mother
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How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
Hidden Commander @hiddencommander married couple
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If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Hidden Commander @hiddencommander dont bury survivors
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A certain family used to live in a roundhouse. One day when the father returned from his job, he found his wife dead. One of the children said he had been watching the television, the second one said he has been drawing, and the last born said he had been reading from the corner. Who killed the mother?
Trevon @evergrace The last child, it's a round house. How exactly would there be a corner? Probably wrong on this one though. xD
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Hmm honestly not to mean to the dog but being fired would be worse in the long run... If you get fired, the job you were terminated from and why you were is put in your record that other jobs you apply to are required to see by law... That said, you're chances of being hired again aren't as high, and you ruin your life over the dog
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someone want to play 21 questions
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My favorite color is clear
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whats your favotite color
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Your wall seems so empty... Have a heart! <3