Confessions

i confess that for my 18th birthday some friends tried to hook me up with a some college girl having sex for money, and i pretended to be so drunk and sick that i couldnt. when in reality i only had 1 shot of vodka and a beer and was sober as hell i just didnt want to do it.

My first 3 semesters of college parties where did mostly include that strangers wanted to hook me up with some random girl. One time it worked but just because I was wasted as hell and she was pretty hot lol but usually I refused because I am not into that superficial stuff

I confess sometimes I put on an act and act dumber than I really am to avoid responsibilities/situations I don't want to deal with

Is it weird that I've spent almost an hour watching videos on YouTube about people using working miniature stoves, grills, cooking utensils, plates and of course, real miniature food? Oh, Internet, you've surprised me yet again with your vast and wise knowledge.

^ wahhh, I do that too >.< forever amazed by it