Confessions

@Maria I also feel like my equivalent of saying someting like that to you would be: "I will find you and go on a couple of dates with you till you can't wait to have me and I'll tease you a little till after 3 months of monogamous relationship I finally make sweet and gentle love of you in which I will care for you and protect you till the end." Wow, that gave my shivers even in the hairs of my beard! O.O

@Ed I think you should watch your step, because you're not half as capable in a head to head with me as Maria would be ~.^

@Sanfi, Ed's right, though, I just said you have poor hygiene thus feeling shameful for the indecency you'd display if I violated you... Then you answer if I'd like that? You don't really ever make sense.

@Maria You sure like ignoring stuff and ripping things out of context: I said: "you wouldn't enjoy it." Your reaction: "^^ @Sanfi sure, hairy butthole." (Which frankly was a little childish and beneath you) My reaction to that: "@Maria Are you telling me you would enjoy it? That would be even more interesting =P" Let everybody make up their own minds about this one