Confessions

I'm desperate to date someone. I need an expert's help. http://pre13.deviantart.net/8cff/th/pre/f/2016/011/b/8/katsuragi_keima_kami_nomi_zo_shiru_sekai_by_walrus0-d9nkqpl.png

ive been in a bed wit a girl and it was the best thing ever. not sure why it was that amazing sleeping with a beautiful lady. I was in highschool. I was dumb, I didn't make any moves. she touched my leg with her leg like usual. ya

yeah... I want a to sleep next to a cute girl too.

I'm the biggest loser ever. that was the closest ive been in love maybe. I was only like 16. dam. the shitiest feelling ever. that's why ive been so depressed maybe. people on the internet help sometimes then they hurt you because there yust text

But I've never had any luck with them, I get nervous and start to tell weird jokes whenever I talk to pretty girls. Jokes like: What did a boob say to another boob? "You're my breast friend"

sorry I'm just messed up. I drank beer to get away from shit. I hope I didn't hurt anyone, girls hurt me sometimes. that's one thing that is natural or to help speed up the life of the crazieness of life life is amazing one of a kind you miss the people that died then maybe you see them. I'm going to bed night

I wouldn't mind to date online. I've never had any true online friends so I have no idea, but I suppose if they were good they wouldn't hurt you, or at least apologize later. O.o you're 30 and never loved anyone?

well ive loved a girl online that ive talked to for a while. cant believe I'm telling everyone this. I like girls on the internet more

Yeah me too! Sometimes I don't even want to look into the gallery for RL photos, I want to pretend the girls are their anime profile pics rather than getting disappointed. Something is wrong with me. I want to pretend I'm online dating an anime girl. Though I wouldn't mind seeing her if the girl was at least +- cute. Also I'm so insecure that I gave myself over 9000 likes.http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/teen-titans-go/images/a/a2/Vegeta-Over-9000.gif