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@kurok @jc21095 Hola mis amigos! - @jayashr1 My mother also recently contracted the virus. Her health was in theory the most at risk. She suffers from pre-existing conditions that effect her breathing. However my mom has not needed hospital aid. Her biggest complaint was a scratchy throat and cough. Also cold chills. I'm going to assume your father should be ok.

Once I was dating a girl who told me she didn't like will Ferrell movies. I told her she hasn't seen the right one. So I have her watching one and she stabs me with a long candle in my floating rib several times. I ask her why she did it. She told me it's cause I made her watch a Will Ferrell movie.